Pets me and my family had .....and a cat named "Mamau".. Please read,so that u'd believe... even cats can go psycho!

Okay.. This is a 2nd attempt after I accidently delete my 2000 words typed ... buduhh!!!!
We had many family pets ... Dogs,Cats,Bird,Reptiles.. Etc.... Etc

Let me start with Surih. He was a black dog. I think he was mix-breed. German Shepherd+Kampung'perd. He was a smart one. He goes fishing with us and his fav spot was in front of my dad's boat. He always jumps into the water 1st and I think thats why my bro was nicknamed "Surih". Because of the big splash he makes whenever he goes into the water,due to his "physiques" ..LOL!It was a rainy nite, and Surih got hit by a lorry. He died on the spot. Dad held him in his hands and I think my sister cried. Or was it my bro? hehe... We burried him and had a small crucifix on it's grave.

Next is Rambo. He was Surih's loyal sidekick. He was never brought to sea because he was in charge of the house. He was white with brown patches. How did we lose him?.. He got stuck in a barbwire and left a small cut behind his neck.. A part where he couldnt lick? It rot and maggots were all over him... We couldnt afford treatment so my dad told an Indonesian guy to put him to sleep. He tied him in a sack. Hit his head with a wood and threw him into the river. LOL!

And then there was Jack. I dont fucking know what breed he was. He was huge! and he was out of control. He bites everyone on sight and my dad sent him away to mate with some chinese guy who breeds GErman-Shepherd. The guy had to shoot him after he kiLLed one of the females. Sad ending for a very angry Dog.

We had a mynah. It was a mocking bird. Our favorite line comin out of him was " Kimak punya anak! nanti kamu ah!" ... and I will leave that for u to guess where he copied that from.... LOL!
We also had a slow loris.Locally known as Tonduyutung.He died because he shared a cage with 7puppies. The puppy poopies are deadly i think. Too much for it to handle. LOL!

End of part 1. We moved to a new house in 1994_________________________________________

We had a bigger space for pets now.And so we did. We had Titi who was a small black kampung dog... She holds the record having the most puppies .. all 13 of them.. LOL! She was taken by a filipino guy for lunch... or dinner... She had her pussy inside out... I dont know what they call that in english but my mom calls it "tarabakon"...

and then we had chipy... died at home after being hit by a car while having a dead horse for lunch on the Tuaran-Kota Belud highway... LOL!.. My bro gave him some painkillers and I think he died when the drug effect went away...

Another Mynah. And this time. He died when he tried to push it's head through the cage... Dumbass....

We also had a python named James. He was an EATER... He eats almost everyday.. and He was growing up like heLL! ... We couldnt afford one chicken everyday so we sent him to Rasa Ria Resort's mini zoo... this one died trying to escaped.... His aquarium's cover himpit dia sampai mati... LOL!....

And last but not least. Our cat,Mamau..... He is one dumb+crazy+psychotic cat... White Fur.... Blue Eyes.... got him from my mom's friend.. I think it was our fault that he went kuhrayzee.. We took him away from the mother before he could eat (sebelum berpisah susu dengan ibunya).... I had to feed him with "susu sekolah" by forcing a pen into his mouth... He grew up well.... but now.... he scares me...he'll go to the carpet end and suck on the carpet's lipur-lipur tu... yang taLi2... and now...even worse.... he's out everynite with girls .....having sex until morning... I think he has syphilis.. Dia punya kepala berkurap....yucky!.. and im gonna get rid of him.. Sorry mamau!! cant afford treatment for u!!

FUCKING

I wanna taLk about...

MY FUCKING friends !!!
1. I wish all my guy friends were single.. that way we can hang out without their girlfriends tailing them aLLLLLL fucking time. Its not like im jealous or anything (sissy tone) .. but u know how it is.. when ur with ur guyfriends.. ur not suppose to be textin/calling ur gf....

2.I wish we can hang out aLLLLLL fucking time...do fun/crazy shits together....but that would be much fun tho.. coz we'LL have nothing to fucking taLk about... right? okay .. ditch that.... we'll meet seldomly ... that way we'LL have fucking things to taLk about like fucking many.. LOL!

3.I wish I can introduce aLLL my fucking friends from another group to aLL my fucking friends from another group ....But I know that would never work.. I tried that once... and this friend from the fucking so called rich ppL group tried to pick fight with my friends from the "bad boy" group.. hahaha.. Lucky I manage to control the situation ... coz who knows what mght happen .. right?

My FUCKING Enemies!!
Oh yeah.. I aint got no fucking enemies....LOL!

MY FUCKING GIRLS!!
1.Like them..
2.Love them..
3.Want them..
4.Need them....
5.Aint got any of them...
6.Will never get any of them... LOL!...

Damn im so fucking bored....