I have so many things to say.. so here goes everything....

3.16am ... Im sitting here alone at our stall in KDCA..... I volunteered to stay here for the night in fear that our cooking equipments.. the tables and the chairs might catch the eyes of thieves.. Im dead sleepy ... but Im gonna wait until the end of this post ... then I'mma go crash in my sweet hoteL savvyfornia.....

A lot have happened to me in these past weeks.....one thing that is bothering me is "her" ...... Yes.. for the 1st time in 2 years.....im finally attracted to my oPposite sex again... Its not like I was gay or anything.. but once or twice in ur life u might go through an experience of such....(or maybe its just me) ... LOL ... I like her.... and she seems to be responding well....addressing me as "Mi amor" ? Thats suppose to mean something right? but its always like that kan? kes kes perasan .. and im always a victim... Maybe the fact that I allow myself to trip ... yeah... that explains it.....(tanya jawap sendiri ...I guess this is what happens when ur alone.. Wakakakaka!!)

Aaaaaanyway.....

I hope I can land her.. *fingers crossed* ...I kinda miss the time when I was with a girl... the huggin... the kissin... the argument.. the moment where I put my hand to the side of her face and kiss her on the forehead(my fav) ... LOL!!! ....Im not the jiwang type la.... but If im with a girl.. I try my best to be a gentle-man... and the last time I check...It is not a crime..

Other than that... The pipe here just burst...next to our stall....and so much water is going out ... I can call the maintenance crew but I doubt anyone would come and fix it at this time of the day.... tiapalah ba kan? kasi rugi KDCA sikit.. RM3200 oo satu stall..and they have like... 30 stalls all around here...do the math guys...

Bah.. kLa.. sa mengantuk suda.... sa p tdur luk la... kima...

Male versus Female

I read a joke at" the "laughter is the best medicine" section on reader's digest once.... and I am going to start this new post with that particular joke...

"When God created man.. and Woman... He had trouble deciding with HIS last 2 gifts... So HE called up Adam and Eve ...

Almighty: Okay... I have 2 gifts in my sack right now... Who wants to go 1st?
Adam:Me ! Me! Me!
Almighty: Okay Adam... U get to pee while standing up....
Adam: Yes!!! Thats cooL!Thanks Poppa!...
Almighty: Do not celebrate yet.... Eve.. You are next......
Eve: .....
Almighty: U get to have (drum rolls) ... Multiple Orgasm.....
Eve: Yay!! Thanks Pop!
Adam: Oh mannn!!!!!"

LOL!!

Okay ... now to my main points ...

Yes ... You girls get to have multiple orgasms.... and that is the ONE thing guys sure wanna have too....but bear in mind that u have to give birth to children... Bleed once every month,followed by migraines and severe abdominal pains (which is not fun at all, I know.. I kinda feel the pain when i am around girls with MS).... That is not something guys would do... not in another million lifetime....

I guess God knew what he was doing.... he balanced everything up... kan?

Girls are so much better than guys.. in every single way.. and i mean.. in Aaaaaaaa-very single way..... They have more will power... They are so much stronger (mentally)...

But what happened lately is that girls are becoming more and more egoistical (with their qualifications .. achievements and all) ....meaner in words..... and most are turning into "players" ....

I dont know... Maybe im just softer "inside" than most guys....

"But girls are suppose to be the sweeter part of God's creation ba..."

They are suppose to stand there by their man.. and walk through life with her man... giving full support in no matter what her man does.... But now that the cultural barrier is so much smaller... girls tend to go for guys who are ... bigger and better in every way that is above average for us, Sabahan guys...the ethnic sabahans.....

These are some of the statements I got from my day to day life experience with girls....


- "Sia mau kawin urang putih supaya anak sa handsome2.. cute2... tinggi2... mancung2 idung"
- "Sia mau kawing urang itam abis "BASAR"
- "Sia mau kawin urang putih supaya sa dapat lari dari malaysia"
- "Budak2 sabah kuat moginum..teda wawasan.. teda pendirian..."

What do I say to that?
"JADI APA LA KAMI MAU MAKAN????!!!!" Wakakakak!!!

Girls have so much easier options than guys u know... They dont have to worry about satisfying their man.... and they dont have to worry about wether or not they can provide for the family .... For guys...saiz mau ngam oo... kalau kicil mana urang putih mau! ... wakakaka!!! kalau teda duit lagi.. bye bye gaman... hehehe..Im saying this based on facts ok ? And not every single one of u blog readers doesnt know that this is indeed true...

Frustrations is all that is left in me.. I just hope things can be back to normal again.. where girls can be what they are suppose to be ..."The sweeter part of God's creation"