There was a big dispute abt wether or not I can speak my native tongue of Dusun Lotud.Somesay I only speak the lang when Im drunk. You be the judge

Monongkupalad oku do nokorikot kou hiti blog ku numa'a. Aranggoi itih karasa'an ku doh hino kou ina'natanan hiti. Okon oni koh mongulou oku ih poh om okon oni koh waro ih poh kadayan ulohon ku do amu oku koilo monuang lotud kan idoh. tapi.. obuai noh do waro ginawo ku popokito do kadayan do ari nopo raha do suang lotud poinluyung hiti inan ku.

Banar oni do liwan di ina ku mantad hiLu tombunan om banar oni,do okon ih poh noponu raha do suang lotud hiti saralom inan ku. Do waro oni raha do kina, om waro oni raha do iban ponong hilu ih ina ku. tapi .. Hiti tuaran do nakagayo oku om hiti tuaran do nokosikul oku. Korongou oku nopo ari tu ongoh ko'odu-odu'an.. Om ongoh aki-aki... Amu ih do arahi do liwan nopo. "Dusun Darat" kan idoh. Waro do ko'ulou hiti "saralom" ..Ko'ihad waro oni ... do liwan noh di ina ku..

Nah,Intangai muyuh,ii yEyE,Anak ii Suon,Mongkupu ii ari Akin Sogiban@Simbakang@Orow. Monuang Lotud nopo, ko'ihad tih ongoh ko'odu-oduan,Ko'opi tih ongoh aki-aki. Nombo noh ari tu ongo full-blooded Lotud? Kasa'ap idoh joki? Sangadau suab nopo "Ah! Tombirang anak-anak tari!" kan idoh. Okon koh tombirang itih. Banar-banar oku noh do banar oku...hehehe.....

Miso noh amu oku puas hati. Atih tu kakadayanan do Suang Lotud do "wagu". Hino idoh nopo, om monuang Lotud oku nopo, amu mumbongut joki.Malayuuuuu oni ari tu gutok² . Milo oni kira'on ari tu mumbongut joki Suang Lotud. Maa do ih anti ku, ii Kalakau. Ih angkol ku, ii Monggoh. Ih Ansib,Ama ari tu ruhang² ku ii czer. Ari² noh potoi. Ama ku sondiri, ih Suon! amu monuang Lotud joki. Nokuro maa dinoh? Ingkuro balajar maa nopo dinoh?

Sangadau suab nopo, omiso nopo tih Suang Lotud.. Isai tih sala'an tokou?? Kakadayanan do poguLu. Ko'odu-odu'an om aki². Ama² om ina². do amu oni monuang lotud kuma'a karamanakan.

Om, maa doh ula noh. Hitih noh iti. Sala' poh do Aaamu. Kon? Abaya'an kou noh? do, amu oku nopo noita, kakal poh do asampin oku? hEhEHEHe.. paLan² gih. Waro kokowo'o ku. Bai...

p/s: Due to the fact of limited Lotud vocab, I had to pinjam some from the Malay and English vocs. :)

This was a conversation I had with an aunt:

Hi aunty!
9:52pm

Lini

hi, how r u?

9:52pmVelarry

aranggoi.. ikau?

9:52pmLini
aranggoi iboh, ikou?

9:53pmVelarry
kakal poh miau.. hahaha!!

9:54pmLini
ha ha ha kirim salam kaman

9:54pmVelarry
owhkayy...

9:55pmLini
thks.

9:55pmVelarry
nombo koh? hilu kL?

9:56pmLini
KL boh. muli bulan 5 potoi

9:57pmVelarry
atui.. obuwai ih poh talalu...

9:57pmLini
ah, amu oroso boh mari

9:57pmVelarry
banar oni ...

9:58pmLini
bah bye kaman,

9:58pmVelarry
bah..bye.. rongoy ronggoyo gih

9:59pmLini
bah

Yada Yada Yada Blah Blah Blah....

Its 1.34 am. Im wondering whats my friends and family are doing right now. I know mom and dad are in bed. Sharon Ann Kabinchong told me she's off to bed.Carol Kabinchong too. Oh yeah. By the way, They are cousins . I have a few friends who are online at my YM and MSN account. But I'm pretty sure that they wont respond to me that weLL at this time of the day.Im as sleepy as a cat in the day (nocturnal as they are). If I go lie down right now. I would faLL asLeep like a man high on booze.But Hey,Im on Leave.So I better make the most out of it. I know I'm suppose to limit my online time during this Lent, but I just cant control myself. *sigh* Hey... at least im setting limitations on my intake of food and alchohoL right? and not to forget entertainment. 40days bebeh. I dont knot If i can wait that Long.

I've been typing about girLs.. Love... Music.. Booze.... Food.. Tradition...and aLL types of $ht$ during my involvement in the blogging culture and to be honest, Thats all there is in me...I just dont have a cLue what to type about anymore....of course I can go on and on about girLs .... girLs ....and girLs... (hEhE... kidding) ... but the thing is... It can be quite a chaLLenge when you are NOT the type who taLk crap about everything.

To be honest.. I find no reason why im in this bLogging thing. We dont get paid as we aLL know... SO WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE???!!! I ask myself these Qs:-

Q:Was I influenced by other's blog and blogging?
A:Mayyybe
A: Curiosity kiLLed the cat

Q:Do I find it beneficial?
A:It MAYYYYY have improved my writting/typing ability.
A:The discovery of new words from other acquaintence's blog MAY have broaden my vocabulary.
But other than that? :S

Q:What topic do I write to get comments as many as the other bloggers linked to me?
A: I aint got no idea man!! I see ppL blog about minor $ht and get 20 - 30 comments. I blog about real things and serious things I get none? WTF???!!!

Anyway... Its not like Im gonna delete my blog or anything. And Its not like I have anything against bloggers and this blog thingy. But ya'LL know how it is. People tend to speak out.. or in this case TYPE OUT what they think or feeL... Confusions.disatisfactions.Frustrations. Its aLL human right? Im just gonna continue my nature as a sport. and just for the fun and Love of typing/writting guys. Thats why I'm stiLL here.Contributing a piece of whats on my mind. Like they say "Apa guna dapat A dalam penulisan time UPSR?" kan? hahahahaah!!!!!!!!

Life sucks!!!but Life goes on. You never know whatcha gonna get. Terms and quotes. I've always like them. It gives me inspiration. and my personal favorite is definitely "Lo mas importante es la esfuerzo" which actuaLLy means "The most important thing is the effort" .. :) Im a simple guy. That quote also translates to " Ada ..ada lah. Tiada.... Tiada Lah"

Okay... Now its 2.10am . I've wasted approximately 26 minutes of me Life on bLogging. Someday during the judgement, HE will ask me " Velarry, You spent 30 minutes of typing crap and never exceeded 3 minutes of prayers to me" ... and If HE had a sense of humor which i'm 100% sure he dont i'll say " Oh Almighty Father, you know me well... I'm too lazy to even stand up let alone kneel and pray....U know how I love You.. You created me....Sorry boss" ...

All typing came down to this. It turns out I can pray through blogging too.... there... 30 minutes of blogging.

26 minutes of typing crap
4 minutes of a moment with Him [u c? i ingat YOU kan? ;p]

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.... Amen....

Match me in my list of Exotic Food

All my life I have been trying all sorts of exotic food. Some are just plain nasty to me but im quite proud with the accomplished few. :) These are the least said...

1. Smoked Civet/Musang/Kinoring Temuning
2. Monitor Lizard/Biawak
3. Beetle Larvae/Ulat Sagu/Gutod
4. Frog/Katak/Bongkok
5. Smoked Python/Ular Sawa/Kinoring Lopung
6. Tadpoles/Berudu/Landoi
7. Bee Larvae/Anak Tebuan/Tanak do Surun
8. Pig Intestines/Perut Karabau Pindik (hahaha!!!) yuck....
9. Dragonfly Larvae/Larva Pepatung/Sunsuri Gipan
10._______________

I have yet to conquer Belalang Goreng,Dog Meat and Balot. But I dare not taste them :S

Friends.Weekend.Weddings.Something about everything.

21/02/2009.

I attended a wedding held at Linangkit Cultural Village in Tuaran. I came a bit late but it was quite entertaining for me...I had some drinks and I danced like heLL. I was Sweating like heLL. After a whiLe. we kind ran out of drinks. So GirLy, Ben and Bino decided to leave. I planned to wait for more drinks to come but I kinda feLL asleep on the chair due to an early wake up caLL by my boss. I went home and had 2 hours of sleep before i went online. I called Bino up for supper.and went to pick him up at his place. went back and continued with my sleeping.

22/02/2009

I went to church. I went to have lunch at a local restaurant (Mei Siang to be exact). and then once again we planned to go to a wedding. and this time in Inanam where the sister to friend of ours wiLL have her 2nd reception at home. I planned to get drunk again. So I asked my friend Nick to pick me up at home. at around 6.12pm they reached my place. So we went. Upon arriving we were greeted and seated. I think I was turning red (malu) . I know only a handfuLL of people and it was ... uncomfortable. I was not alone.Nelson kept lookin at his mobiLe phone expecting for a text msg or a call just to cover up. I had one can of beer and chated a bit with the host Elsie.... and Sharon ( one of the few ppL i know there) before we left..... searching for more... ... We went to 3 different cLubs and end up eating burger at Upperstar. LOL!

Rumba (Closed)

BED (Open+empty)

Shen (Closed)

The end.We went home.

23/02/2009

Its my 1st day of the 1 week break I get from the company im working for. I spend all day chatting. I was so bored.So I decided to loqo. hAhAhA. Painted my face white. and the rest was a SURPRISING result. I got so many comments such was

"cooL!"

"Holy cow! U look like the joker!!"

"Kalau budak nampak kau nangis trus oo!"

"Punya buruk kau!!"

A rather weird/awkward day.....

It was my first ever visit to T***** Crocodile farm last Tuesday 17/02/2009. But I think it is going to be my last... We reached there at about 3.15pm. Just in time for the croc show... It was quiet exciting at first .. thinking how dangerous it would be for the performers to be around those beasts...

UNTIL the host of the show said " I would like to invite all of you to clap ur hands to the sound of music we are going to play" (The song was Jambatan Tamparuli) .One of the performer placed a medium size crocodile on his head and started to move side to side as if the crocodile was dancing the Sumazau. I was so surprise with that act. It seems so dead STUPID to me and I did not find it amusing or funny at all... *Pfft!* .. While they were showcasing their dumbness.. I went around for a whiLe...

I decided to go back to the show pond. This time they had this huge 12ft Buaya Tembaga out of the water. and they were standing on him .. sitting on him and one even placed their hand inside the croc's mouth.. Foreigners was amazed... but I just think that it was just an obesed croc who was just too lazy to even move and just slept all the way while the so called "performers" do what they do... *pfft!*

P/S : The only good thing about the visit was i was given rm2 commission for every guest i bring there... hahahahaahah!!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY"

YOU SAY?BITCH PLEASE ( XZIBIT)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

I LIKE BIG BUTTS (SIR MIX A LOT)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

BROKEN (the lead singer from evanescence and the guy)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

I DONT GIVE A FCUK (EMINEM)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

LIVE YOUR LIFE ( T.I)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

LOSER ( WEEZER)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

Krazy (PitbuLL)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

LETS GET IT ON ( MARVIN GAYE)

WHAT IS 2+2?

4?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

I HAVE NONE

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

ANGEL ( SHAGGY)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

LOSER (WEEZER)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

WHEN I GROW UP (PCD)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

IT MIGHT BE YOU (UNKNOWN)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

A PAIN IN THE ASS (MOM AND DAD)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

BED OF ROSES (BON JOVI)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

AINT NOTHING BUT A GANGSTA PARTY

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

DEM GIRLS (CAPRICE)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

HOUND DOG (ELVIS)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

to die?

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

wiLL surely die from the heavy drinking

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

STILL LOVING YOU (SCORPIONS)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

THE KAZAKHSTANS's NATIONAL ANTHEM (BORAT)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

OGUMU SOROHON OM KOSUSAAN (JOHN GAISAH)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

BITCH PLEASE (XZIBIT)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY (AEROSMITH)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

DOUBT IT (VELARRY SUAN)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY (ROD STEWART)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

MY HUMPS - FERGIE (LITERALLY) BUT I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION WITH THIS POST. I'LL GO WITH LOVE HURTS (NAZARETH)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

AINT NOTHING BUT A GANGSTA PARTY

UHs and AHs about Valentine's Day

Every where I go.. Ever since the month of February started ... All I hear is "Apa lah kau buat time V-day? " = " What are you planning to do on V-day? " ... " Siapa Lah date kau on V-day? " = " Who is your date on V-day" .... I'm trying my best not to burst into the biggest rage volcano ever recorded in history...

For your information people... I am a Dusun guy... I was not brought up in a westernized family that makes such a big deal about Valentine's Day.. Halloween or whatever the heLL there is about celebrations and fiestas in the worLd.... All I care about is Christmas and Tadau Kaamatan..

If you ask me.. there is no such thing as love in the world that we live in today... Especially when you talk about love between 2 member of the opposite sex.. I see people around me.. My friends.. and even My family members.. immediate .. or distant relatives..who says that " Buat apa dia sayang sa kalau teda duit? dapat kasi makan saya kah tu kalau dia punya sayang kuat ? " which basically means " No money No Love "

Even if I care.... and Even if I do celebrate this particular date.... this is my opinion lah... Doesnt it occur to you guys that you do NOT have to wait til' its Valentine's Day or ur wedding anniversary to let your partner know how much you love them or care for them???? Roses and chocolates are available ALLLLL year round man....everyday for 365 days... come on... So dont wait until its Valentine's Day .. Roses are sold out ... THEN pretend u wanna treat your girl or ur guy with Roses or Chocolate...

I have given up hope on love a long time ago... and I think its for good... I can not deny the fact that I have feelings towards some girls.... I stiLL faLL in crush once in while.. But I guess "NOT LOVABLE ENOUGH" is pasted on ALL OVER MY FACE ( With RED ink,a color which is always used as a warning sign ) .. That doesnt bother me at all (Maybe a little bit but not enough to break me down into pieces... ) ... Like everybody else...I'm stiLL waiting for that one person that i have a crush on to just say " I have a crush on you too... I like you.. lets make it happen " ... I doubt that would ever happen.. So now.. I'm lovin one particular locally invented quote which goes like this " ADA, ADA LAH. TEDA? TEDA LAH" .... Good bye the world of Love.. May we meet again.. :)

With this post. I pronounce EVERYDAY except 14th of February as Velarry's Day. Thank You and Good bye! .. HEhEhEHEhEhE

I think i`m getting better ..

Charlin Alabado Delvo at 1:01pm February 4
Pare, ya lastnite i had 'dragonflies' in my stomach..... alot! LOL

Velarry Edward Suan Orow at 1:03pm February 4
talaga ba babae? bakit ito ?

Charlin Alabado Delvo at 1:06pm February 4
darating na yung tao hinihintay ko! super saya ako, pare!.... pero may panic ako kunti, kaya yung feeling ko parang maraming 'dragonflies' eh LOL... hahaha well ko tau lah kan (after a while of keeping myself static)....

Velarry Edward Suan Orow at 1:11pm February 4
waiseh... mabuti para sayo babae! i'm glad that finally pumunta ka na para dates kalakip lalaki ....

Charlin Alabado Delvo at 1:17pm February 4
Op chors!!.... I'm moving on na eh.... "I love to move it, move it!" hahahaha...

Velarry Edward Suan Orow at 1:20pm February 4
hahaha..... ! ok ok ... again.. glad to know that... ;p gusto ako salubungin lover mo..kasasama kita pumunta sa rumba... hEhEhE...

Charlin Alabado Delvo at 1:24pm February 4
Hahahaha sana nga eh, pare! Kaya lang, masyadong good boy at mabait itong 'fafa' ko ehh.. Hinde uminom at hinde nagyoyosi... So Rumba isn't dat suitable por him... Hwag mong problemahin yan... pag may time sa sunod, doon nalang tayo upperstar.... OK..., cge apirrrr tayo!!! LOL.... (funny eh aku rasa)

Velarry Edward Suan Orow at 1:26pm February 4
talaga ba babae? may ka isang good boy diyan.. hahaha! anyway..... just hoLa kung may outing kayo..... pumunta ako sa upperstar straight away... hEhE...

Jeremy Ronald at 1:29pm February 4
aikks yeyeh...bakit ng sinung aling mo??

Charlin Alabado Delvo at 1:30pm February 4
Cge! Definitely will...

Velarry Edward Suan Orow at 1:33pm February 4
Hindi ako sinungaling jeremy .. matapat ako ito... ;p sigeh na babae...

Interview with a Street Fighter

When my brother got married 5 years ago, a big fight occured between street fighters from my district with another group from another district. The next day It was on the front page of a local newspapers. This encouraged me to know more about a particular street fighting group called T***** C***.

All our life, we have been very well informed by the existence of high profile gangs/mobs that causes terror in many parts of the world. African-American (Crips and Bloods), Latinos (MS-13) , Italians, Irish, Japanese Yakuza, Russian, Chinese and etcetera etcetera.From my own observation and from my own point of view, there is a big difference between a gangster/mafia and a street fighter. At one of the districts in Sabah, there is one particular district where street fights does not involve weapons such as guns and machetes. They use their body as offence and defense. It might not sound as interesting but I am going to have to be discreet about the name of this particular group and their members.

T***** C*** . There is no distinctive leader of this group. They only have the "respected" ones. The most experience will usually be the one they obey or listen to.

The street fighting group is very well known among friends and family of existing and retired members of the group. Causing havoc at almost everyday at the small town. Feuds are mostly caused by misunderstanding between one ethnicity with another. People would gather around and witness these fights in awe and the authority would eventually come and take them in. Which is a good thing because this is the only way to avoid casualties.

The strategy of the group is to "start first". This is the only way to win a street fight because for them, the most daring will always win. Hesitation often leads to severe humiliation and defeat.

Now let me bring you all through a fight. A leader from both sides will have a talk and find a way to settle their arguements but when they can not find anything to satisfy both sides ALL HELL BREAKS LOSE

The frontliners will usually start the fight. Followed by the finishers.

These are the few identified members.

The pioneers
M***, M****** , F****, N***, E***, A***

Seniors
A****, Y**, L**, A***, D***, A***, A***, J***, D****, B***, R**, E***, S***, J** ***

Juniors
E***, A* ****, B**, A* ***

Most of the members have settled down with their wife and kids. Some are now working with the government and NGOs. Leaving nothing but their legacy as one of the most feared street fighters.

P/S : (I was informed that the group had a faithful ally from a small but notorious B**** P****)

Here's a compilation of song titles and lyrics from some of the best songs I have ever heard in me Life....

To all the girls i've loved before.. who traveled in and out my door.. i'm glad they came along.. I dedicate this song .. to all the girls i've loved before.....I've been in love so many times, I thought I knew the score... but now you've treated me so wrong.. I can't take anymore... and it looks like .. i`m never gonna fall in love again......Your body is wonderland ... She's so dangerous.... But I like the scandal.....All my life .. I prayed for someone like you... but I think I'm going crazy for you... I was crying just to get you now i`m dying coz I let u do what you do to me..

I had a friend who spoke of faith and he knew of another place in space and time... He told of how me and my lady could look but we would never find... Gotta find a way.. yeah... I cant wait another day.. aint nothin gonna change.. If we stay right here.. gotta do what it takes... coz its all in our hands we all make mistake but its never too late to start again and take another breath.. and say another pray.. we'LL fLy away....

She got eyes of the bluest sky and I hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain... Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child i'd hide....I dont like to sleep alone.. and everytime u go away... u take a piece of me with you.... I dont want to talk about it... I dont want to close my eyes.. I dont want to fall asleep coz i need u baby.. and I dont want to miss a thing...

Sitting here wasted and wounded .. at this old piano.. trying hard to capture the moment.. this morning I dont know... cause a bottle of vodka still lodged in my head....I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses...and I thank you for loving me.. ;p I wanted you to know.. that I like the way you laughed .. I wanna hold u high and still your pain.. coz I'm broken ... and i'm lonesome.. but I dont see u here.. coz ur gone away.....